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mypussybaldlikecaillou:

I want her body wtf

mypussybaldlikecaillou:

I want her body wtf

Anonymous said: how do you determine if someone is too old to date?

awkwardvagina:

I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma 

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churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

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230pm:

BAE

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hespokeoftoast:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hespokeoftoast:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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purefectionist:

urbancoast:

peachhhh:

fuckyeahtattoos:


This is a black light tattoo. I got it done at Oxygen in Wildwood NJ. The meaning is to me is that I always wear my heart on my sleeve.


fkn sick

This is so cool

woah

purefectionist:

urbancoast:

peachhhh:

fuckyeahtattoos:

This is a black light tattoo. I got it done at Oxygen in Wildwood NJ. The meaning is to me is that I always wear my heart on my sleeve.

fkn sick

This is so cool

woah

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difficults:

The Dreamers 2003

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monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

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I just want a cute guy to fuck me really hard

the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

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catholicteenslut:

she wants him to ram the soul out her body

catholicteenslut:

she wants him to ram the soul out her body

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